A/N: This is a Death Note fanfic. I don't own Death Note. Wow, I can't believe what started as a one-shot joke thing evolved a plot like this. (Phew! Now that's one down 10-something to go.) Thanks everyone for reading!
A/N: The epilogue kind of got away from me here so I decided to break it up into two chapters because (OCD-mode ACTIVATE) really, an eleven chapter fic is just so uneven!